Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Birthday

in General Jokes
+25 -30

The following conversation took place between 2 pirates.

Pirate 1: I heard its your 30th birthday today.
Pirate 2: Aye matey.
Pirate 1: Wow, 80, you look a lot younger.

Game of Thrones

in General Jokes
+18 -23

Q. What’s the difference between twitter and Game Of Thrones?
A. Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Sarcasm

in General Jokes
+24 -28

My sarcasm is so advanced that people think I’m really retarded.

Bigfoot

in Racist Jokes
+196 -119

Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been spotted.

Doctor Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -37

Are you a doctor?? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Motivational Advice

in General Jokes
+27 -23

If ‘Plan A’ fails remember that you still have 25 other letters left.