The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. That’s why I try and stay safe by eating 2 cakes per day.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
JulSo Dumb
Yo mama is so dumb she makes you look smart.
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JulBlink Pick-Up Line
Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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JulMotto
My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.
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JulLottery
in Animal Jokes
If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.
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JulPringles Holder
in Animal Jokes
Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.