Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Yawn

in Disabled Jokes
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When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Special

in Relationship Jokes
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Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

McDonalds Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+21 -29

Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.

Big Words

in General Jokes
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Sometimes I like to use big words I don’t understand to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Crazy

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s 6″ long, 2″ wide and drives women crazy??

A. Money ?

Librarian

in General Jokes
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Asked a librarian the other day if she had any books about paranoia.

She whispered: “They’re right behind you.”