If one of my jokes offends you
1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again.
3. 1 and 2 are lies.
4. You’re a pussy.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
AugBig Toe Pick Up Line
You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
03
AugWake Up
in Dirty Jokes
Men wake up erect and women wake up yawning…coincidence? I think not.
03
AugSuprise
in Dirty Jokes
Had some ‘surprise sex’ last night or ‘rape’ as the judge likes to call it.
01
AugSperm Bank
in Dirty Jokes
I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase “Thanks for coming!”?
01
AugCrime
If crime doesn’t pay then does that mean my job is crime?