If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
AugPickUp Conversation
Man: Hi can I have your number?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a maths test tomorrow.
Woman: What?
Man: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we’re gonna cheat on.
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AugMobile Phones
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What do toilet paper and mobile phones have in common?
A. They can both easily put you in the sh*t if you use them drunk.
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AugBruce Lee
in Racist Jokes
Q. What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A. Wataaaaaarrrrr!!!
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AugIslamic Chess
Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.
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Aug100%
Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.