Q. Why should you never hold in your farts?
A. Because they can go up your spine, into your brain and give you shitty ideas.
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AugFarts
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.17
AugPrison
in Dirty Jokes
What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common?
They both turn “o” into an “O”.
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AugDifference
What’s the difference between a joke and three c*cks?
Your mother can’t take a joke..
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AugTree
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it…
My illegal logging business is a great success.
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AugStudent Loan
Just cleared my student loan only 3 months after graduating. All I had to do was fake my own death.
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AugBe positive
My dad died recently. He lost a lot of blood and nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.