Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t smoke weed, she deep fries it.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.30
AugBank
Just went to the bank to pay some bills and they made me prove my identity. What’s the point in that? Is it common for strangers to pay bills and if so why is the bank stopping them?
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AugHeaven Pickup Line
Did you fall from heaven?
… Because you remind me of Satan.
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AugHunters
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A. They go deep in the bush, they shoot more than once and they always eat what they shoot.
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AugGame Of Thrones Pickup Line
Is your name Winter?… Because I think you’re gonna be coming later.
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AugBuffalo
in Animal Jokes
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.