Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Symbol

in Disabled Jokes
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Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?

Escort

in Dirty Jokes
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Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.

Midnight

in General Jokes
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Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?

Last Words

in Relationship Jokes
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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…
“Are you sure it’s safe to store 1 tonne of fireworks in the kitchen? “

Angry

in Racist Jokes
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How do you make an Indian angry?
Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.