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18
Apr

Granddad

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+6 -4

RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.

18
Apr

Caesar Salad Recipe

By Brutus
in General Jokes
+9 -6

Get some salad and stab it twenty three times.

14
Apr

Worst Thing

By Steve
in General Jokes
+7 -3

Worst thing to say in a job interview:

“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “

14
Apr

Landscape Gardener

By Steve
in General Jokes
+8 -4

Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.

11
Apr

Barging Holiday

By Dave
in General Jokes
+3 -4

Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.

11
Apr

One Leg

By Black person
in Racist Jokes
Tags:
+10 -24

What do you call a black person with one leg longer then the other?

Knee grow.

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