My psychiatrist said that I have the memory of an elephant.
I keep thinking about elephants.
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MarElephant
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MarBusiness
Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.
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MarCrawling Back
My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.
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MarWife Left
My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.
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MarGreta
Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.
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MarAdopt
My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.