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26
Mar

Drug Addiction

By Dave
in General Jokes
+11 -5

I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.

26
Mar

Day

By Gauchi
in General Jokes
+7 -5

Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.

22
Mar

Hygiene

By Dre39
in Yo Mama Jokes
+8 -10

Yo mama is so dirty she thinks hygiene is a tall person named Gene.

22
Mar

First Date

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
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+13 -15

First date with a Jewish girl didn’t go too well tonight. I heard women love a man in uniform but apparently not a German SS uniform from the 1940s.

17
Mar

Cheap Circumcisions

By Dave
in Religious Jokes
+2 -7

Cheap circumcisions available, 20% off.

Just visit www.salamislicer.com to book an appointment.

17
Mar

German Girlfriend

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+10 -10

My new German girlfriend had decided to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night she kept shouting 9!

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