Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Boyonce

in General Jokes
+12 -25

Just been looking at Beyonce tickets and they’re $1300 each, wtf. For that price she better jump in the crowd and suck my d*ck.

Wedding Video

in Animal Jokes
+102 -28

Just watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where she takes off the ring, walks back down the isle and drives away

Life

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -19

Q. What do life and a p*nis have in common?
A. Women make them both hard.

Burger

in General Jokes
+4 -38

Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids

Dysfunction Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -30

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.

Dinosaurs

in Animal Jokes
+21 -28

Q. How do dinosaurs high five?
A. They dont, they’re all dead