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12
Sep

Funerals

By SteveB
in General Jokes
+25 -25

I hate it when funerals are at 9am. I’m not a mourning person.

12
Sep

God

By FGA1
in Religious Jokes
+46 -27

If God made everything then does that mean he’s Chinese?

10
Sep

Girlfriend

By SteveA
in Relationship Jokes
+11 -20

When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.

10
Sep

Fun Fact

By Dave
in Surreal Jokes
+57 -28

Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.

08
Sep

Heart Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -21

Hi… Don’t worry… I’m not staring at your boobs… I’m staring at your heart.

08
Sep

Library

By Barrack
in Political Jokes
+36 -31

Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.

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