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17
Sep

Drink Responsibly

By DonnY
in General Jokes
+23 -14

It says “Please drink responsibly” on the label so I guess I should probably put my seat belt on.

17
Sep

Gynecologist

By Sesaw2
in Disabled Jokes
+17 -21

Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips.

15
Sep

Banana PickUp Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -21

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

15
Sep

Richest Cheese

By PSF
in General Jokes
+3 -16

Q. What’s the richest cheese in the world?

A. Paris Stilton

14
Sep

Famous Quotes

By SteveA
in Surreal Jokes
+13 -22

“Let me in or i’m going to punch down your house”
Inventor of knocking, 8000 BC

14
Sep

Hurricanes

By Dave
in Surreal Jokes
+17 -28

Why do butterflies always get blamed for hurricanes? I personally think it’s all these fidget spinners.

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