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23
Sep

Bread Pick-up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -28

Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.

23
Sep

Wife

By Apd66
in Relationship Jokes
+15 -8

Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.

21
Sep

Burger King

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+18 -23

Got an erection while waiting in line at burger king. It was a whopper.

21
Sep

Universe

By Stevie22
in General Jokes
+41 -17

The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.

19
Sep

Sleep

By IphoneB
in General Jokes
+30 -13

Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.

19
Sep

Teachers

By Mr. Nobody
in General Jokes
+42 -16

If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?

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