Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Racist

in Racist Jokes
+10 -38

I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.

Change pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+25 -24

There’s only one thing I would change about you, your last name.

13

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -41

Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.

Ugly

in Yo Mama Jokes
+19 -30

Yo mama is so ugly the only time she gets love is when she plays tennis.

Birth Certificate

in General Jokes
+28 -15

Found my birth certificate the other day. It was an apology from the condom factory.

Stop

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -23

The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.

Mother: If a boy touch’s boobs say don’t. If he touches your punani say stop.
Daughter: But mum he touched both so I said don’t stop.