Q. Why did Amy fall off the swing?
A. because she had no arms
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Not Amy
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
OctKiss
Have you ever woken up, kissed the person next to you and thanked God that you’re still alive?? I did that this morning. I’m now banned from flying with American Airlines.
04
OctFeminist
I said ‘Hello’ to a feminist the other day. My trial starts next week.
02
OctMarriage
When you get married you get 3 rings.
1. Engagement Ring
2. Wedding Ring
3. SuffeRING!!
02
OctIce-cream
If everything is made of atoms why does ice-cream taste really nice and dog shiite taste so bad? Explain that one Einstein.
02
OctWife
A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.