Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Redhead

in Animal Jokes
+33 -22

If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread-man?

Muslim Man

in Racist Jokes
+232 -213

Question: What do you call a Muslim man, with a backpack, on a bus?
Answer: A normal everyday passenger, you racist.

Pedos

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -36

Pedos are f*cking immature assh*oles.

Gods favourite

in Religious Jokes
+24 -45

4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!

Pregnant Woman

in General Jokes
+18 -38

What does a pregnant women and a locked car have in common?

You can fix both with a coat-hanger.

Sunburn Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -34

Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot??