Love the cashier at my supermarket. Always gives me free stuff. Self-checkout machines are awesome.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
OctCows
in Animal Jokes
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs
A: Ground beef
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OctMoon
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.
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OctLike Pickup Line
Man: You know what I really like in a girl?
Woman: No what?
Man: My c*ck!
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OctChocolate
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.
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OctOffended
in Dirty Jokes
If you’re easily offended remember a joke is not a dick, you don’t have to take it hard.