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24
Oct

Fat People

By Steve
in General Jokes
+24 -17

Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!

22
Oct

Arrest

By Nicola
in General Jokes
+34 -19

A policeman arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

22
Oct

Houses

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+36 -26

You know those sex houses people put in trees with the little wooden hole for your c*ck. Apparently those are for birds.

20
Oct

Russian Pickup Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -30

Are you Russian?? Because you’re Rushing my heart-rate.

20
Oct

Dna Test

By Steve
in General Jokes
+18 -25

Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.

20
Oct

Love

By Dave
in General Jokes
+17 -14

Some people say money can’t but love..

Bullcrap!!

Money just bought me a puppy.

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