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30
Oct

Witches

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+13 -27

Q. Why do witches never wear panties?
A. They get better traction.

28
Oct

Halloween Pickup Line

By Vlad
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -30

You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.

28
Oct

Pope

By pureshadows
in Religious Jokes
+14 -34

Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.

26
Oct

Halloween

By Dave
in General Jokes
+9 -30

The cobwebs in my house just became Halloween decorations.
Many Thanks Halloween!!

26
Oct

Decisions

By Donny44
in General Jokes
+22 -29

“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.

24
Oct

Text Messages

By Styea
in Relationship Jokes
+25 -18

The following text messages were exchanged between a boyfriend and girlfriend.

GF: nose
GF: I just typed “nose” with my nose!
BF: penis

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