Found a leather wallet today and as a good Christian I thought to myself.
“What would Jesus do?”
So I tried to resurrect the cow that the wallet came from.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.03
NovChinese Takeaway
Chinese takeaway – £15
Delivery charge – £1
Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers – Riceless.
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NovUgly
I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.
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NovRolex
in Dirty Jokes
My lesbian next door neighbors just gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”.
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NovComfort Eating
My psychiatrist told me I need to stop comfort eating right away. Apparently fabric conditioner contains really dangerous chemicals.
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OctVampire
What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A nectarine.