Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Burger King

in General Jokes
+13 -25

If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.

A Boy

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -30

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Alcoholic

in General Jokes
+32 -27

I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.

Bored Housewife

in Dirty Jokes
+47 -21

Got an email from a bored housewife the other day looking for ‘some action’ so I decided to send her some of my ironing to keep her busy.

Origami

in General Jokes
+24 -20

Have you heard about that new TV program about origami?
It’s paper view.

Ebay

in General Jokes
+31 -15

My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!