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17
Nov

National Orgasm Day

By steve
in Dirty Jokes
+46 -17

Tomorrow is national orgasm day. Are you coming?

15
Nov

Sober

By Davey
in General Jokes
+10 -24

I’ve been sober now for 100 days. Not in a row just over the past 4 years.

15
Nov

Voodoo Doll

By DaveB
in Animal Jokes
+21 -21

Just made a voodoo doll of my dog so now I can rub its belly while I’m at work.

13
Nov

Lamb Chops

By RaZ 22
in Animal Jokes
+9 -29

My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.

They’re minted.

13
Nov

Charades

By Gazq09
in General Jokes
+10 -21

Was playing charades last night and my uncle suffered a stroke! Unfortunately it took quite a while to phone an ambulance because we were all shouting “Sylvester Stallone! Sylvester Stallone!”

11
Nov

Curry

By aSate
in Dirty Jokes
+17 -26

What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?

A candle only burns at one end.

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