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23
Nov

thanksgiving

By Donald T
in General Jokes
+21 -24

Q. What does Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving?
A. Twerky

22
Nov

Work

By aSada
in General Jokes
+13 -23

Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.

22
Nov

Pets

By SteveB
in Animal Jokes
+7 -39

PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)

[throws salad into a garden]
Go home…you’re free now.

20
Nov

TV Show

By MarkA
in Surreal Jokes
+14 -31

What if life is a reality tv show created by aliens and the winner is the person who gets the most guests to go to their funeral.

20
Nov

Opposites

By SteveB
in Relationship Jokes
+17 -24

If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?

17
Nov

Glasses Pick Up Line

By SteveB
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -29

Man: Hi, you look great without glasses
Woman: I don’t wear glasses
Man: I do *Put glasses back on*

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