Last night my wife asked me to get some pills to help me get an erektion so I decided to buy her some diet pills.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
NovFather And Son
in Animal Jokes
The following conversation took place between a father and son.
Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?
Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair!
Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!
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NovVacuum Cleaners
Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?
A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.
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NovOut
Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.
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NovBody Part
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?
A. Your spine.
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NovSleeping Pickup Line
Man: Hi, do you like sleeping.
Woman: Yeah
Man: Cool.. maybe we should do it together sometime.