Just finished my Christmas cards.
MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out 🙁 .
06
DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
DecFrosty
As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window.
Maybe I should let her in the house.
04
DecSymptoms
I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”
02
DecTampax
in Dirty Jokes
Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas Period only.
02
DecToothpaste
Got some extra sensitive toothpaste the other day. It gets really jealous if I use other toothpastes.
30
NovKiss
in Dirty Jokes
The following conversation took place after a lesbian woman attempted to kiss a straight woman.
Straight woman: Stop trying to kiss me, I’ve told you I’m straight!!”
Lesbian: So is spaghetti until it gets wet!!