Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.
They told me they were hovis witness.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
DecUgly
The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.
Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly
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DecDating
I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.
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DecSnowflakes
Q. What do women and snowflakes have in common?
A. They’re both beautiful, elegant, unique and deadly on the road.
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DecPostman
Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked.
Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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DecCinema
Guy who owns my local cinema just died.
His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.