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19
Dec

Diamonds

By ChrisP
in Relationship Jokes
+195 -36

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

18
Dec

Christmas Presents

By MickeyC
in Religious Jokes
+17 -26

Instead of buying Christmas presents for your kids why not give them wisdom instead?

If you wrap up an empty cardboard box this will teach them about disappointment.

15
Dec

Cold pick-up line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -32

Brr, its cold today! Can I warm my hands with your heaving breasts?

15
Dec

Bitcoin Mining

By SteveJ
in Political Jokes
+11 -18

Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.

13
Dec

Cooking

By Steveb
in General Jokes
+7 -26

My cooking is awful.

Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?

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