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26
Dec

Retard

By Wayne
in Disabled Jokes
+55 -34

Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.

24
Dec

New bag

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+14 -18

Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.

22
Dec

Sleep

By Stv222
in Disabled Jokes
+10 -26

One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.

21
Dec

Zombies

By Little D
in Disabled Jokes
+21 -44

Q. Why do zombies never eat disabled people?

A. Cause zombies don’t like vegetables

21
Dec

Test

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
+19 -24

Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.

19
Dec

Party

By DaveB
in Dirty Jokes
+29 -26

Went to a party last night dressed as a chicken and I met a girl dressed as an egg.

Answered a very old philosophical question… it was the chicken that came first.

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