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02
Jan

MacDonald Nursery Rhyme

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
+150 -71

Old MacDonald had tourette’s.

E-I-E-I TWAT

31
Dec

Average Person

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+15 -23

The average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I’m going to have a busy night tonight.

31
Dec

Taxi Driver

By Shaun77
in General Jokes
+19 -18

Made a taxi driver really angry tonight.

Told him to drive me home in reverse and now he owes me £16.20.

28
Dec

Supermarket

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+34 -16

The following conversation took place between a married couple.

Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl

28
Dec

French Lessons

By Dave
in General Jokes
+20 -13

Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.

26
Dec

Santa

By Cally
in Dirty Jokes
+27 -27

Q. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A. Because he always wraps his package

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