Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.
Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
JanWind
I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.
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JaniPhone
Fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and replaced with a shiny new fifty pence piece. Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy.
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JanDiet
Started a whiskey diet on Monday…I’ve lost 3 days already.
04
JanA man phones work
in Dirty Jokes
A man phones work and says to his boss, i can’t come in today I’m sick, in which his boss replies, how sick are you, and which he replies, I’m in bed with my daughter.
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JanOnion Chopping
in Racist Jokes
What’s the difference between a Jew and an onion.
You cry when you chop up an onion.