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15
Jan

Welfare

By bob
in Racist Jokes
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+30 -37

How do you starve a black person?

Hide their welfare check under their work boots.

13
Jan

Best chat up line

By Maoc Dean
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -28

Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.

13
Jan

Lipstick

By Dave
in Yo Mama Jokes
+37 -36

I’m not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

11
Jan

Ginger Person

By Steveb
in General Jokes
+17 -13

What’s the difference between a ginger person and a shoe?
A shoe has a soul.

11
Jan

Electric Eels

By Bob
in Animal Jokes
+9 -19

What did they used to call electric eels before electricity was invented? Magic eels?

09
Jan

Rubiks cube

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+36 -12

What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common?

The longer you play with it the harder it gets!

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