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22
Jan

Granddad

By JohhnyB
in Disabled Jokes
+19 -32

We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,

He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

19
Jan

Windows Password Pickup

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -43

Hi, last night my computer wouldn’t allow me to reset my windows password because it needed numbers. Can I have your number?

19
Jan

Burried

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+33 -24

This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

17
Jan

Martial Arts

By S2rre
in General Jokes
+18 -24

What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid

17
Jan

Heartburn

By Steve
in General Jokes
+14 -26

My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.

I can’t believe Gaviscon.

15
Jan

Cure

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
+50 -26

My psychologist told me this morning that they have now found a cure for dyslexia. It was like music to my arse.

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