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28
Jan

KFC

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
+32 -30

Q. Why do bulimics love KFC?
A. Because it comes with a bucket.

26
Jan

Gay Barbecue

By chris kane
in Dirty Jokes
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+24 -32

Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue?
A. The hot dog’s taste like sh*t!!

26
Jan

Opinions

By Joe
in General Jokes
+15 -14

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and some stink!

24
Jan

Misheard

By SteveB
in Relationship Jokes
+16 -13

Punched a doctor this morning after I misheard.

Apparently he told my wife she had ‘acute angina’.

24
Jan

Without Permission

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+25 -23

If you have sex with a prostitute without permission is it raype or shoplifting?

22
Jan

Research

By Dave
in General Jokes
+21 -24

Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.

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