Q. What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
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FebFrenchmen
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
FebEnglish Teacher
in Dirty Jokes
Just broke up with my girlfriend who was an English teacher.
She didn’t approve of my improper use of the colon.
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FebPurse
A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”
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JanMood Ring
My wife got me a mood ring the other day for me to wear so she can monitor my mood.
When I’m in a good moon the ring turns green, when I’m angry it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
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JanJew & Pizza
in Racist Jokes
What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.
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JanVehicle Theft
Q. What do you call a Mexican who’s been the victim of vehicle theft?
A. Carlos.