Interesting Fact:
A shark will only attack you if you are wet.
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FebInteresting Fact
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
FebMaster Bates
in Dirty Jokes
Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.
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FebZoo
in Animal Jokes
Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.
It was bread in captivity.
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FebWife Apology
My wife apologized for the first time ever today!
She said she’s sorry she ever married me.
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FebPresident
I don’t understand why people are always complaining about Presidents. Kings rule over Kingdoms, Emperors rule over Empires and C*nts rule over Countries. The secret is in the name.
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FebAlzheimer’s Patients
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light-bulb?
To get to the other side.