Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Favorite Position

in Relationship Jokes
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A recent survey has shown that the favorite position of married couples is doggy style.

This is where the husband sits and begs while the wife rolls around playing dead.

Mosque

in Religious Jokes
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I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

Irish Bar

in General Jokes
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The following conversation took place in an Irish bar.

Paddy: How much is your beer?
Barman: £3 a pint or £8 a pitcher.
Paddy: I’ll just have a pint, f*ck the photo!

Salesman

in General Jokes
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I’ve started my new job as a settee salesman today…

Sofa so good.

New Film

in Racist Jokes
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How come the film ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ is ok but when I make a new film called ‘Black Men Can’t Get Jobs’ it gets called racist?

Colour Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.