Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Career Advice

in General Jokes
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If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.

This will make you the person who calls the shots.

Thesaurus Club

in General Jokes
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First rule of Thesaurus Club…

You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.

Charity Event

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -38

Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]

Message Pick Up

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?

The Beach Boys

in General Jokes
+13 -48

The Beach Boys walk into a bar..

‘Round?’Round?’
‘Get a round I get a round?
‘Get a round…..’

Valentines Fun

in Dirty Jokes
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Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]