If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.
This will make you the person who calls the shots.
Hi guys,
I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.
If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]
Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]”