Last night my wife allowed me to go on top.
I love bunk beds!!
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
AprBar Conversation
The following conversation took place at bar
Customer: What’s the WiFi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: Ok, I’ll have a coke.
Barman: $10 please.
Customer: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
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AprMagician
Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian
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AprGerman Plumber
in Racist Jokes
I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.
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AprPeotry
I recently decided to start writing poetry.
POETR
That’s enough for today.
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AprFriend App
Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded.
It’s called Facebook.