It’s sad how scary travelling has become since terrorism started.
I remember the old days when seeing an unattended bag made you feel happy because you could take it home without feeling scared and sometimes it had a laptop inside.
06
MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
MayPulled over
Just been pulled over by police and tasered after the following conversation…
Police: Turn around.
Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round.
Police: TURN AROUND!!
Me: BRIGHT EYES, Every now and then I fall apart. And you I need you now tonight, and I need you more than EV(**Tasering starts**)AHHHH!
04
Maymilk
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Where do you get the cheapest milk?
A. From boobies.
02
MayAmerican
in Racist Jokes
Just found a way to get more Americans to like my jokes
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02
MayMarks and Spencer
Marks and Spencer have recently announced they are going to merge with Poundstrecher.
The new supermarket will be called StrechMarks.
30
AprFemale Stalker
in Racist Jokes
Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker.
I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.