18Apr Dwarves By SnowW in General Jokes +14 -13 Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
16Apr Syria By Dave in Political Jokes +13 -18 Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.
16Apr Apples By Dave11 in Dirty Jokes +28 -19 The following conversation took place in a school classroom. Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have? Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.
14Apr Text Message By Stee in Dirty Jokes +17 -23 Really hate auto-correct. The other day I sent my friend a text message saying “Do you want to wank with me along the river?” Really embarrassing… I meant to say ‘canal’.
14Apr French Pickup Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +24 -17 Bonjour Madam, Are you a tower??? Because Eiffel for you!