Did anyone else see the London Marathon the other day? Seems a bit cruel to get hundreds of Ethiopians and Kenyans to run around for miles and then give them an empty silver plate at the end.
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AprLondon Marathon
in Sports Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.22
AprLord of The Rings
Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.
Reminds me a lot of my marriage.
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AprTourettes
The following conversation took place in a library.
Customer: Do you have a book on Tourette’s symdrome?
Librarian : F*ck off you c*nt!
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!
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AprSwimming Pool
Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.
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AprHarry Potter
If harry potter really has magic powers why can’t he cure his bad eyesight?
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AprFrench Fries
in Racist Jokes
Found out today that some of the most famous French food doesn’t even come from France. Apparently French fries are actually cooked in Greece?