Do you know what makes me smile?
Facial muscles.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
MayMiley Cyrus
in Dirty Jokes
Miley Cyrus DVD: $15
Tub of Vaseline: $3
XL Box of Tissues: $2
The look of disgust on the cashiers face as you pay: Priceless
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MayQuit Smoking
I’ve decided to quit smoking and also quit eating bacon. As a substitute I now only eat smokey bacon.
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MayWork
You know you’ve had a good sh*t at work when you come back and your screensaver is on.
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MayZoo
in Animal Jokes
Went to the zoo yesterday and an elephant tried to charge me.
I said “F*ck off, i’m not paying twice.”
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MayRice On Face
Just woken up with rice on my face.
I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.