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18
May

Out of Order

By Dave
in General Jokes
+4 -19

AGNB is bang out of order!

16
May

Israel

By Sammy
in Political Jokes
+9 -13

Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.

16
May

Nipples

By Simon
in General Jokes
+103 -62

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?

14
May

Kipling

By Stevo11
in Dirty Jokes
+9 -20

Had sex with someone called Maria Kipling last night.
She was exceedingly good.

14
May

Wife Died

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+19 -10

My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.

Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.

12
May

Dirty Webiste

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+15 -20

You know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a dirty website in your address bar.

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