Just bought a chinchilla.
That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.
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MayChinChilla
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.22
MayComfortable
I always sleep naked.. It’s a lot more comfortable.
The stewardess on my flight can f*ck off if she thinks I’m putting my clothes back on.
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MayFarmer
Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.
I think it was farmer Geddon.
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MayMiniskirt
in Dirty Jokes
Just had the following conversation with my mum
Me: I’m going out!
Mum: You’re not leaving until you’ve changed that mini-skirt!!
Me: Why?
Mum: Because I can see your balls Richard.
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MayRoyal Wedding
The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
Youtube.com/harryswedding
The Royal Honeymoon, live on Redtube.
redtube.com/harrygoesballsdeeep
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MayChinese Friend
in Racist Jokes
My Chinese best friend died recently. I flew to China for the funeral. It’s strange how when someone dies everywhere you look you see their face.