My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
MayMozart
The following conversation took place in Vienna, Austria 200 years ago on this very day.
Mozart’s Friend: Wolfgang Mozart!!
Mozart: What?
They were then both eaten by a gang of wolves. RIP Mozart.
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MayCharge
in Dirty Jokes
I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.
What kind of daughter charges her own father?
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MayAttacked
in Animal Jokes
Someone attacked me last night with a bat.
I was really impressed with how well he trained it.
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MaySainsburys
I love Sainsburys. Just found a button on the self-checkout machines that says “cancel payment”. If you press it you can walk out of the store without paying.
What a great supermarket.
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MaySex Change
Just got home after a successful sex change operation from male to female. It was so successful I even crashed my car while reversing out of the hospital car park.