Went to McDonalds yesterday and the cashier had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering because she obviously had trouble listening.
06
JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
JunWet
Just had the following conversation with my wife
Wife: “Give it to me! I’m so f*cking wet! Give it to me now!”
Me: You can scream all you want, you’re not having the umbrella.
03
JunStreet Performers
I hate street performers…
Then again, I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.
01
JunArgos
in Dirty Jokes
Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.
Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.
01
JunBra pickup Line
Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)
30
MayHot Weather
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.
Although, they do make me look a bit gay.