Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.
Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
JunGenetic Defect
Just found out that due to a genetic defect I can’t drive and I have a lack of spatial awareness. I also can’t think logically and I get terrible mood swings.
On the plus side I can have kids, I’m great in the kitchen and I’ve got a cracking set of tits.
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JunBank
Just been fired from my new job at the bank.
An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.
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JunPin
Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a funny idea at the time.
Backfired though after I found out my wife is now pregnant.
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JunCuban
I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
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Jun
in Dirty Jokes
Just tried to email a picture of my cock today but I got a message saying
“Recipient may not be able to receive files this large”.
It was a nice boost for my confidence.