My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
JunTrump
Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.
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JunEnglishman
in Racist Jokes
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
We didn’t invite the Welshman because he’s a c*nt.
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JunWorld Cup
in Sports Jokes
Gave my wife £200 today so she can go away and leave me in peace to watch the world cup.
“I won’t need that much” she said.
“You will” I said. “It lasts for 5 weeks”
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JunDouble Standards
in Dirty Jokes
If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut.
If a man does the same thing….
that means he’s a gay.
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JunSex Tape
Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.